Rebecca Bahret

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -- Milton Berle

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Rebecca is a stay-at-home mom and proud social media junkie. After spending eleven years in law-enforcement doing everything from searching crime scenes to working undercover buying street drugs, she is now content in her most challenging (and rewarding) assignment: Mommy Patrol. She is a peaceful parenting advocate, promoting extended breastfeeding, natural birthing methods and babywearing. She is mom to Benji (4) and Jameson (2) and Army Wife to her husband Jason who is currently deployed. She spends her free time reading, trolling Facebook and drinking copious amounts of wine.

More articles from Rebecca...

1. 

   Sears security guard posts screenshots of nursing moms from surveillance footage

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 23, 2014

   #BackToYou? Probably not nursing moms, Sears
2. 

   From hero to zero: Dad who beat his son's rapist is now asking for cash

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 23, 2014

   "Restoring Innocence" by exploiting child rape
3. 

   "Bad Girl" Erica Lynne has a problem with your boobs

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 22, 2014

   It's fine to have them out for publicity, but don't you dare show them while nursing

4. 

   Father walks in on son being sexually abused and beats the rapist unconscious

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 19, 2014

   Is "street justice" the best thing for kids to see?
5. 

   New AAP study which shows bedsharing to be risky is flawed

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 18, 2014

   Sharing your bed safely won't sentence your baby to death
6. 

   Breastfeeding mom leaves concert after being asked to move seats

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 16, 2014

   Were her nursing rights violated, or was her baby's hearing at risk?
7. 

   Baltimore hospital now offering breastfeeding equipment via vending machine

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 12, 2014

   Soak through a breast pad? Forget a bottle? No worries!
8. 

   New birth control implant would last 16 years

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 10, 2014

   16 years' worth of contraception at the touch of a remote control button
9. 

   "Swatting" gaining traction among teens

   By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 11, 2014

   What could be more fun than pranking the police?
10. 

    New study shows moms who give birth later in life live longer

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 9, 2014

    Great news for older moms — you’re likely to live into your 90s.
11. 

    Target's stance on firearms doesn't sit well with parents who are cops

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 6, 2014

    Bad things happen everywhere, so is Target's decision to ban guns smart?
12. 

    5 Great ways to explore religion online

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 7, 2014

    Where to go for God when you're on-the-go.
13. 

    Worship vs. the kids' room

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 8, 2014

    Don’t deny your kids the sanctuary of the sanctuary.
14. 

    Another nursing mom claims her right to feed "anytime, anyplace" violated

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jun 28, 2014

    Does "no food or drink" include breast milk?
15. 

    Military mom gets hammered over use of the word "deployment"

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jun 27, 2014

    Call it whatever, it still sucks when your partner’s gone
16. 

    Juvenile arthritis: Trent's story

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 30, 2014

    Kids get arthritis too
17. 

    Introducing your child to Harry Potter

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 4, 2014

    When is your kid ready to go to Hogwarts?
18. 

    Baby-led weaning: Let your baby feed themselves

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 25, 2014

    Could you let your infant feed themselves real food?
19. 

    Are little boys being discriminated against by Disney?

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 11, 2014

    My prince deserves the royal treatment from Disney too
20. 

    How to make a tantrum kit

    By Rebecca Bahret on Jul 18, 2014

    Sanity saving activities to stop a meltdown in progress