You've decided this is going to be the year you up your game as a parent. You've got big plans to under-schedule and over-connect with your kids. But you know what they say about the best laid plans... So before you redesign your entire parenting plan, sit back, read and have a laugh.

Must. Have. Wine. A Toast to Motherhood
Must. Have. Wine. A Toast to Motherhoodby Leah Spear and Katrina Epp

This book written by Leah Speer, a blogger for and fellow mom blogger Katrina Epp gives 81 (count 'em, 81) reasons moms should pour that glass of wine tonight. From mommy guilt to giggling at the cute moments of motherhood, you'll love this book full of stories written by everyday moms. As you read chapters like the one titled, "Midnight Lovin'" (when your hubs puts on the moves when you're dog tired) you'll be reminded that no mom is perfect and we're all in this "crazy race" together. From tales of Cheers to that!

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Let's Pretend this Never Happened (A mostly true memoir)
by Jenny LawsonLet's Pretend this Never Happened (A mostly true memoir)

This hysterical book by Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess) is being released again with a new chapter. If you haven't already had the pleasure of devouring this memoir-ish read (or even if you have), you should snap up a copy now and get prepared to laugh-out-loud many times as Lawson dares to declare (about parenting and beyond) what most people never would.

Let's Pretend this Never Happened
will be released in March so pre-order it now. In the meantime, follow Lawson (who describes herself as Mother Theresa, only better) on Twitter to get your fix.

Dad is Fat
Dad is Fatby Jim Gaffigan

In Dad is Fat, the hilarious stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan shares his funny take on life as a father of five children. From toddlers' communication skills to the eating habits of 4-year-olds, you'll be laughing out loud at his wry observations about being outnumbered in his own home.

Dad is Fat
will be published in May, so pre-order now. And while you're waiting for the book, you can follow Jim Gaffigan (who describes himself as a former sleeper) on Twitter for a daily dose of his humor.

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